Monthly Drop Club

Every month, Final Boss Sour releases a small-batch, limited edition sour treat.  These debuts are fruit and flavor combos that the earth realm has never before experienced.  We source our drops by stealing them directly from the Final Boss’ pungent dungeon in the basement level of his secret slophole.  It is in this dungeon that the FB experiments using ridiculously sour fruits and acids, and tests them on his dissident prisoners.   He claims to be upset that these releases are ganked and distributed but snitches inside his operation claim that his faux frustration is just clever marketing and that you, the unwitting customer, are just the second layer of his maliciously-conceived focus group.  Either way, these things taste fire so subscribe today and never miss out!