And only in the realm of the absurd could an earth-shattering collaboration like this happen: Final Boss Sour – the world’s most face-melting candy – joins forces with Lyrical Lemonade, the trailblazing multimedia powerhouse behind iconic hip-hop visuals and culture-shifting moments
In one of many recent rants on Facebook, Billton explained “Once I bravely aligned with the Final Boss and converted my hydroelectric masterpiece into a rebel killing machine, I was FINALLY being recognized for my genius”
But then further down the post, after several non-linear mentions of thwarted hen ‘advances’ and ‘jealous’ professors, he claims that the press has stopped calling since the Tropical Sampler Box launched last month
The duck, clearly steamed, has been blasting honk missiles at each of his tropical counterparts for days, but saves his most bitter beak-mode for Lugjaw — foreman of the Rainburn Refinery and miniboss of Pineapple Level 3
“Ooo, big oaf make fire to split sludge. Meanwhile, I bend rivers to power cities with zero emissions and I only get assigned to Level 2!?”
The outbursts run afowl of the new regime's submissively unified ideology and would seemingly put Billton in jeopardy of being spatchcocked, but, fortunately for him, even the Final Boss doesn’t open the Facebook app anymore
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