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Gazette TV Critic Lucy Moosey reviews the new TV show starring Strawberry Level 3 Miniboss Moo
• After struggling to gain the youth support he needs to replace the growing number of adult defectors, The Final Boss tapped his oversized mole to reach the kids through entertainment
• Like its 90's Nickelodeon predecessor, Moo's Clues is about the host (Moo) trying to solve a mystery fit for a pre-schooler
• Only the catch here is that Moo himself is not "in on" the script. He legitimately doesn't know basic things
• In the first episode "What's a Friend?" Moo wanders around the Shardshaft Mines level hugging pickaxes and kissing dynamite while pausing to let the audience answer questions like "Are Methane Pockets Love?" and "Does Support Beam Want to Share My Lunch"?
• He then gets really pissed off when the kids don't answer and the mine accoutrements don't love him back
• He starts blaming the "filthy rebel party" and "antifinal scum" for all his problems as 2-5 year old cubs repeat the propaganda while watching on their tablets during car rides
• Overall the show is pretty good and occupies my kids for a critical 22 minutes while I prep dinner
• I'm looking forward to this week's episode: "How Hot Fire?"
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• "Level 2 Strawberry Mango hits with a hoagie and a wooder" says Warrington, PA Wegmans shopper Rick Foles
• Foles was reacting to the July in-and-out feature of three Final Boss bestselling products – Strawberry Lemonade, Strawberry Mango and Watermelon Kiwis
• What is in-and-out? If you missed that episode of Moo's Clues, an in-and-out feature means that Wegmans is testing to see if their premium northeast customer will want to buy Final Boss at select fine locations
• So for Gazette readers in the Pennsylvania/New Jersey/DMV area who want sour fruit to be a permanent item at the grocery store chain, they can make it happen by loading up on their favs over the next couple weeks
• In fact, for those sourheads that play along, they can win an exclusive Final Boss hat* by posting their photo to IG with the hashtag #FinalBossWegmans
• *Must be in the U.S. (the stores are in the U.S.) and be over 18 (or know someone who is) can't be a Final Boss Sour employee or family member of an employee (they already have the merch) void where prohibited (what?) no purchase necessary (except it kinda is) Read the full rules here
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| Production halted after host kisses third stick of dynamite this week |
| Shardshaft Mines Media District, Gooberland |
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